I’m hard at work at the moment writing the next instalment of the Beginner’s Guide to WordPress and SEO, it’s going to cover the essentials for setting up a WordPress blog, from the initial preparation, through to uploading and then configuring your new blog, but it’s turning into a much bigger post than I originally had planned, so instead I’ll be splitting it up into a series of posts that deal with each phase in turn and posting those over the next few days.
In the meantime I thought I’d post about an observation I’ve made since entering the world of Search Engine Optimization.
The online space around SEO is a lot like High School
If you’re into SEO (and if you’re reading this blog I’ll assume that you are) then you may have noticed this as well. In real life, I’ve experienced high schools in both England and Australia, but for the sake of clarity I’ll make my analogies based on references to American High Schools (because everyone’s seen enough American High School movies, like The Breakfast Club or American Pie, to understand these reference points).
- There’s The Football Team
These are the guys that everybody looks up to and they know it. If one of these guys says something you’d better listen. But if you say something to one of them, they may not even hear you because everyone else is talking to them at the same time.
And of course, what football team would be complete without… - The Quarterback
It’s a safe bet that he’s one of the most popular kids in school, he’s certainly one of the few kids that’s likely to get much press coverage on his own merit. There might be some people out there that want to knock him off the top spot, but he’s there because he worked damn hard for it and he’s good at what he does. - The Prom Queen
The most popular girl in school. Everyone’s got a soft spot for the Prom Queen and more often than not she’ll be one of the first to point out a new trend which everyone else will be following by next week. - The Cheerleaders
The hot chicks that everyone wants to hang out with. - The Rock Chick
She’ll kick your ass if you piss her off, but you know she’s one of the coolest kids in school. She probably smokes and rides a motorbike and everything. - The Chess Club
The smart kids. You may not understand all of the big words that these guys use, but you can’t shake the feeling that they really know what they’re talking about. - The Foreign Kid
A genius at what he does, but sometimes it’s a little hard to understand his accent. - The Intelligent Loner
He doesn’t hang out with the cool kids or go to their parties. He just gets on with his homework and gets straight As. Will sometimes take the opposing viewpoint in debate class just for the mental exercise, but will stand his ground and argue his case for as long as it takes. - The Cool Hippy Chick
She just kinda hangs out and writes poetry but you can tell that she’s one of the nicest kids in class. She’ll probably be the first one to talk to you in the lunchroom. - The Class Clown
The kid who sits in the back and makes everyone laugh, but still gets great grades come exam season. - The Hall Monitor
Everyone loves to rip on this guy, but it’s usually meant in an affectionate way (even if a couple of the guys from the football team might say they want to give him a wedgie from time to time). - The New Kid
Just trying to find his way around at the moment and hoping to make some new friends.
Update: Holy cow! I never expected to get such a big reaction to this post. Seems like I’ve really struck a chord with people. Thanks for all the great feedback (and all the link-love) everybody.
There have been a few comments that it’s a pain in the arse having to go all the way to each target page to see who’s who out of the high schoolers though ( yes www.seomoz.org/users/view/63 I mean you), so I’ve added alt text to each personality’s link to make it easier to see who they are.
There are also a couple of extra groups that were missing from the original list, so just to round things out here they are:
- The Bullies
Every school has them. Everyone else in the school hates them. Your mother always told you that if you just ignored them they’d eventually get bored and leave you alone.
No, that never worked for me either. But that doesn’t mean I have to give them any link juice today. - The Stoners
What does it say about the SEO high school that this is the group that’s been asked about more than any other?
They’ll come up with some pretty far out ideas sometimes. Some of them might even work. But they won’t remember most of them in the morning. - The Teacher Everyone Fancies
Because it’s just not high school if you can’t hum Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher” on the way to at least one class.
Ok, that’s it. I’m done now and I promise I’m not going to add any other groups to the list.
But since you’re here, let me point you in the direction of the Cool Hippy Chick’s post about finding an anthem for the SEO High School.
Omg…have you sized us all up or what? This is great.
So I’m the cool hippy chick huh? Schweet.
Hey..wanna share my lunch? My mom made too much anyway. *-)
Is it PB and J?
You forgot an intimidating and persuasive group of people. The bullies. Better known as trolls in the blogosphere…
LOL!
I shouldn’t say it, but that is SO MEEE!
Good list. Loved it!
Thanks Michael. I was going to put in something about watching out in case you turn up to class in a black leather trenchcoat, but thought that might have been taking it too far
LMAO… My favorite post in a long time. You nailed it on the head with every one.
PB & J AND ham with cheese / mustard, Frito Lays, and apple,
and a Lil Debbie. *-)
@TheMadHat - Thanks mate. I’m just glad that so far none of the high schoolers mentioned have taken offence.
@spostaredure - sounds good, but what’s a Lil Debbie?
Would have been good is you added real SEO’s names to each group, LOL.
Where is the stoner party group?
@Jaan I kinda thought it was more fun to let people figure out who’s who by checking where the links go and see if it brings up who you thought it would.
) although Joost is from Holland, so maybe…?
As for the stoner group, I guess I forgot about them (must be a problem with my short term memory
http://www.littledebbie.com/
mmm
@spostareduro - okay I get it now. I was too nervous to google “lil debbie” in case it came up with loads of unsavoury results, but snacky cakes are all good.
Pretty good and I even guessed a few but why did you call Bruce Clay a prom queen
In high school, I was the kid who got beat up under the bleachers during games, not the quarterback… My fiancée was the prom queen at her high school, though
Is it OK to be jealous of the chess club? That’s the anchor text I was hoping for
@David - LOL, hopefully everyone realsises that I meant Lisa for the Prom Queen. Although if I’d gone with my other idea of “Why SEO is like Hogwarts” I would have cast Bruce as Dumbledore (d’you think he’d mind?)
@randfish - SEO must be one of the only fields where the quarterback is jealous of the chess club. Maybe that should go in a follow up post for Why SEO isn’t like high school.
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You like our teacher! lol
Eww, you’ve got cooties!
Great additions btw
oops, did I share too much? *blushes*
Just found this update Ken. LOL - You’ve been a naughty boy haven’t you? One more blog post like that and you’ll have to stay after class…
I don’t think Bruce would mind being Dumbledore. Okay now I’m looking for the Hogwarts comparison and have a few ideas for Lord Voldermort but will wait until your list comes out.
Now we need to vote the Quarterback and Prom Queen of SEO. Based on their knowledge and expertise, not their look.
Doesn’t every high school class also have the one kid who everyone thinks is a narc? Though I can’t begin to imagine who out there fits this description…
lol, great post Ken. Can’t believe I’m the cheerleader group, I was so the class clown at school =)
Haha wow. Just saw the backlink here. I love it!
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